Karen Ma: You know what's funny? Every time my mother sees you, she says you have a nice little face... Angel-like. And I'm like, "HAHAHA LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW!"
Lynna Nguyen: So, after class, me and Viola are going to go to Michael's. Rudy Briseno: Who's Michael?! Lynna: ...A craft store. Rudy: Oh, okay. That's cool.
Eric Chan: But what if it's awkward? Lynna Nguyen: Why would it be awkward? It's just me, Karen, and Barb... just three girls... One who's your ex, a girl you were sort of involved with, and the ex of your best friend. NOT WEIRD AT ALL!
Lynna Nguyen: Do you mind taking me to Rudy's house REAL quick? Eric Chan: No. Lynna: 'No, I do mind?' Or 'no, do it on your own time, you bitch'?
Rudy Briseno: You know I'm ugly. Lynna Nguyen: No... I think you're handsome! You're a sight for sore eyes. :). ...But maybe I'm biased because I'm in love with you. Ask me again two years ago. :P.
Char Lee: Damn, that car in front of you is driving slow... There's no one in front of it either! Lynna Nguyen: I know! Fucking slow ass car! Viola Cao: It's probably an old lady driving it. (Passes car.) Lynna: Hey, it's Doris driving!!
Stella Vuong: I hope you can go! It wouldn't be fun if you weren't there... "EXTRA" fun. Lynna Nguyen: Lol, you're a pervert now. I don't know whether to be sad or happy.
Lynna Nguyen: So we can't even hang out for an hour? What time are you going? Rudy Briseno: They're on their way over here. Lynna: Yeah... Well, you think about this, mister. WHO ARE YOU FUCKING?!?! WHO SUCKS YOUR DICK?! ...Joo tink about dat, misther.
Frank Briseno: I'm going to a job interview, Lynna. What are YOU going to do today? Lie to your mom? Lynna Nguyen: I'm going home to get $30 for doing nothing!
Lynna Nguyen's Status: A [TRUE FRIEND] would let themselves be punched in the face while they're numb. Tracy Vuong's Status: A [TRUE FRIEND] wouldn't ask you if they could punch you in the first place.
Ricky Ng: Fat people find other fat people that they love! Lynna Nguyen: Ugly people also find other ugly people! Ricky: Bottom line is, YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE!
Thursday, 18 June 2009
Eric Chan: We're supposed to read a book and do a 5-6 page essay on it and I'm only on chapter 2... Lynna Nguyen: OH, that same book that Tracy needs to read? She wants me to read it to her. Eric: Yeah. Lol. Lynna: Yeah, and not only did she have the nerve to ask that, but she also wanted me to make it ENTERTAINING so she doesn't get bored.
Lynna Nguyen: (To Linh Cao) Can you finish for me, please?
Barbara Wong: No! Don't stop! Finish! Lynna Nguyen: That's what SHE SAID. Barbara: Finish your paper. Lynna: Aw... :(.
Lynna Nguyen: Chhour finally went with me to go get free condoms. Apparently, we could only take 6. So I got 6... and Chhour got 20.
(We were talking about Alan joining the Air Force) Lynna Nguyen: Why don't they have planes for short people like you? Alan Lau: Because I'm pretty sure they mass produce the planes. Why would they just make one special one for me? Lynna: Because! You're fucking Alan... Alan... What's your last name? Alan: Lau. Lynna: Because you're fucking Alan Lau!
Tracy Vuong: Where'd you hear that lie from?! Rudy?! He lies to you so he can sex you up!!
Alan Lau: (Talking about someone else) Look at that fat kid. Lynna Nguyen: Hey, don't talk about Tracy Vuong that way.
Eric Chan: It hurts like !#$% but the pain feels good after awhile.
Lynna Nguyen: I mean, you don't know my other side either. Andy Chang: The nice side?! 'Cause you're usually mean.
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
Lynna Nguyen: (Makes retching noises) Tracy Vuong: Oh no! You're PRE--! Lynna: DON'T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!
Lynna Nguyen: (Texts Rudy) I got a haircut and I look like Viola now! Rudy Briseno: What the fuck! Lynna said she got a haircut like Viola's! Enrique Ravines: What the fuck?! Rudy: Oh, she said she was just kidding. Enrique: Thank God.
Luz Martinez: Man, I'm so hungry. Lynna Nguyen: Me too. I could go for some Wendy's 99 cents burgers! Luz: I've never had Wendy's. Lynna: ...We aren't friends anymore.
Lynna Nguyen: (While laying down and playing with Rudy's phone. The phone then slips out of her grasp and hits her in the shoulder) O noes, Gravity! You have failed me!
Barbara Wong: Then I'll shoot him with some gun I apparently have. Lynna Nguyen: It's one of those guns that squirt out bubbles. "GET HIM IN THE EYES, BARB!"
Kelvin Tam: Earthquakes are free rides for special ed kids. Lynna Nguyen: ...Then it was a GREAT ride!
Lynna Nguyen: So, you don't remember what the name of the hair salon was? Mom: No, I don't... Oh, wait! I see it! Eunuch Hair Salon. Lynna: ...Mom... that's completely different from what the real name of the hair salon is. Mom: Oh, then how are you supposed to say it? Lynna: Unique Hair Salon... (FYI: A eunuch is a castrated man)
Friday, 08 May 2009
Lynna Nguyen: Psst. Psst. Psst. Psst. Psst. Psst. Psst. Tracy Vuong: There's something wrong with your mouth.
Lynna Nguyen: (Announces very loudly) I want crabs!
Lynna Nguyen: (Talking on the phone with her mother while Rudy is driving) Yes, yes, I'm driving, so I'll talk to you later, bye! (Hangs up, looks around and sees a police car) Oh shit! Rudy Briseno: What's wrong? Lynna: (Starts to laugh) I'm so good at lying that I thought I was actually driving and talking on the phone... Rudy: You're stupid.
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Lani Anderson: What are friends and maggots for? Lynna Nguyen: Eating and eating out! :D.
Lynna Nguyen: I hope you get the swine flu. Anonymous: I hope we make out so I can give it to you!
Tracy Vuong: (While holding Jehovah's Witness magazine) This is a sign! A sign to wake up and... Lynna Nguyen: Go to church!
Lynna Nguyen: I drank so much last time! Tracy Vuong: Imagine if you were pregnant? Your child will come out retarded. Lynna: Nah, my kid is just going to come out and look like you. :D.
Lynna Nguyen: Viola's WEIRD as fuck, but I love her.
Why 'Sunny Worms' you may ask yourself? Well, it all started one fateful day when four friends: Viola Cao, Ricky Ng, Lynna Nguyen, and Kelvin Tam were hanging out in front of Ricky's dorm... on the lawn, no less. I think you can see where this story is going. Anyways, after a while, Kelvin's eyes widened comically, and with one finger, he pointed to where Viola was sitting and screamed, "YOU'RE SITTING ON A WORM!!" Apparently, worms like to surface where it is cool. Only the weird worms would surface where it was sunny and warm. In this society today, they and their friends... would be the Sunny Worms.
